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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."
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"[first date] Me: that is hilarious Date: ... Me: wait, bread or dead? Date: how would my parents be bread?"
"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"
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"I came into a lot of money today. But now the bills are all stuck together :("
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