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Joke of the Day
"My friend got a tattoo of his wife's name so I guess he loves her as much as he loves barbed wire."
Next Joke
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up."
"Horses are so negative in meetings.... They are such neigh-sayers."
"Don't you hate... Don't you hate when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it testicles?"
"Sees cute guy in the parking. Drops something so I can bend over & do the sexy hair flip. Forgets I have short hair. He sees me as seizing."
"What do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Caesars."
"My sex life is so complex the biggest part is the imaginary one"
"My aunt's ex-boyfriend's mailman's brother said it on Facebook so I don't think any further research is necessary."
"What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space? A lunar-tick"
"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"