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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale"
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"Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket? Because baggers can't be choosers."
"""Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name."" -Neutral Milk Hotel fans"
"If republicans stand up and clap I get a shot, if democrats stand up and clap I have to buy someone a shot who can't afford it. #sotu"
"It's now apparently politically incorrect to say ""Black paint"" Now you have to say ""Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?""."
"""We don't serve time travelers..!"" A time traveler walks into a bar"
"I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy."
"What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink? A lager"
"Why is Tigger always dirty? Because he plays with Pooh"
"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Without a penis"