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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage."

"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."

"Never drink water after eating fish !!! Your stomach might become an aquarium. PS not mine read it somewhere"

"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."

"""I don't see race."" -Russian guy in the back row of a NASCAR event"

"Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed? He had a staff infection..."

"Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt? Because he was a medium"

"How do we get rid of Ebola? Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane"

"What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house? The roof."

"My dad tried to surprise me with a truck for my birthday. But he missed."