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Joke of the Day
"Me: Hi, mom. I'm feeling tremendous guilt. Mom: Why? Me: Just thought I'd save you the effort."
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"They say that 5 in 3 people are bad at fractions. Don't even get me started on the other half."
"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."
"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"
"The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"Los Angeles education Trying to give my kids an education in Los Angeles is a nightmare. The guns, the gangs, the drugs -- and I'm home schooling them."
"Are you the square root of -100? Cause you're the only 10i see."
"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."
"Your dating profile said you were a night owl.....eat this mouse."
"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."