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Joke of the Day

"Today I walked up to some girls and asked if they liked guys with big dicks They replied yeah. I replied, ""I'm sorry for wasting your time..."" turned around and walked away awkwardly."

"Turns out the Joker has a criminally-insane dog. He's locked up in Barkham Asylum."

"Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass."

"How do you make a redditor... Click on a post?"

"""did you hear the one about the grizzly who-"" dude stop ""it's just a joke man"" i know it's stupid but- *points to my date* bear with me"

"Don't describe two completely different things as ""apples and oranges"" they're both fruit Say something like ""elephants and crystal meth"""

"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"

"""I'm telling you, it's all or nothing,"" the exterminator explains to Noah, ""I can't just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn't work like that."""

"What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant? Christmas music will still be playing next year."

"Do you want to hear the story on Sigmund Freud? NSFW It takes a while but it gets to the mother fucking point."