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Joke of the Day

"I want that ""Damn you are still together?"" Relationship!"

"Noting that it's Friday AND my Cake Day so if you could.... go ahead and come in on Saturday that'd be great....mmmkay thannnks"

"I told the barista my name was ""Britney Spears"" just for giggles and he handed me my coffee with ""annoying white girl"" written on it instead"

"I had to pay for a satellite dish But the salesman said it was on the house."

"Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!"

"We were called to the Paralympics this year. Several wheelchair athletes were caught using the banned substance WD40."

"How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw... MEEEOOOW!"

"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."

"Just Bcoz My Status Is ""Single"" It Doesnt Means I'm ""Available"". It's Just That My Mother Is In My Friends List On Facebook."""

"Nigger went to a shop Then he got aids and died"