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Joke of the Day

"So the local Spandex store just closed The local spandex store closed down... ... I guess they couldn't expand"

"What did the doctor say to the cancer patient? You have tumor months to live."

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11 who?"" ""...*you said you'd never forget*"""

"Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box? because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, ""lie to me!"""

"Getting my dachshund teardrop tattoos & rebranding him Lil Wein."

"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"

"What is the best part of having Alzheimer's? You`re always meeting new people."

"You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish"

"Did you hear about the basketball player that fell in love with a midget? He was nuts over her!"

"Scientists are now saying they may never discover what LinkedIn is for."