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Joke of the Day
"What is the best part of having Alzheimer's? You`re always meeting new people."
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"Harry Potter was walking down a hill jk rowling"
"Me: So excited for the weekend! Predatory alien in disguise: Same here! Sooo easy to catch, right M: Huh P: The weakened M: What P: What"
"I'm learning about imaginary numbers... I can finally plot my sex life."
"If a blind girl ever tells you that you have a big cock She's probably just pulling your leg."
"My kids are young, so when they listen to old school music they think its new. They are currently listening to a hot new band called Queen."
"What is the definition of a Freudian slip? when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet."