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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings. A fiddle has straaangs."

"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."

"LIFE is just a game of Monopoly and RISK."

"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."

"What does a mermaid mathematicion wear? An Algae-bra."

"After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting So nothing seems to have changed."

"The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?"

"some jokes in a song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cMU-eLxIRj8#!"

"Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."

"I saw a girl texting while driving the other day.. it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."