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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the basketball player that fell in love with a midget? He was nuts over her!"
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"Spent the entire day trying not to look at porn... It was so hard."
"A vulture carrying two dead squirrels lines up to board a plane And the flight attendant says to him, ""I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we only allow one carrion."""
"Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar... Hand in hand"
"What is brown and bad for teeth? A brick."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"
"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? *Christopher Walken*"
"I'd let Jesus take the wheel but... I don't know how to speak spanish."
"Doggy style, because sometimes you both just like the same tv show."