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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the basketball player that fell in love with a midget? He was nuts over her!"
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"What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror? Han Double"
"Been coughing all day. Can't seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie."
"Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses"
"If a child is scared of pedophiles, He should grow up"
"Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early."
"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."
"He says I'm cute when I'm mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
"What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion"