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Joke of the Day

"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."

"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"

"Had sex at the bowling ally on the ball return.. ...the girl loved it because I gave her 9lbs from the front and 14 from the back"

"I was going to tell a mean joke about EMT's but I didn't wanna get... ... carried away."

"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"

"What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common? They both want to make it rain."

"Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? They barely had any atmosphere."

"What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship? Whipped cream."

"I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them."

"Y'know what really brings out the inner child in you? Abortion"