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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"
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"What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? There's 21 of them"
"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."
"Roger Federer was doing an interview... ... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied ""Well, it's a big plus"""
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss!"
"What are Mario's overalls made of Denim, Denim, Denim"
"My 5 year old thinks that there's a monster under his bed so I assured him that it won't get him as long as he stays in bed until 8AM."
"Commercials that never made it to air Here's my entry: ""Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex""."
"What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)"
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team? The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts."