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Joke of the Day
"Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? They barely had any atmosphere."
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"April showers bring May flowers... ...but Mayflowers bring smallpox."
"Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there."
"Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card."
"Signs a Woman Likes You: 1. Eye contact 2. Twirls her hair 3. Laughs at your jokes 4. Follows you 5. Keys your car 6. Kills you"
"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh."
"What do you call a slutty housewife? A dirty dishwasher."
"Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop."
"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."
"A roasted peanut is a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts."