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Joke of the Day
"Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? They barely had any atmosphere."
Next Joke
"Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky? They are calling it Raspberry Turnover"
"I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot"
"If I was a farmer the first thing I'd do is have a meeting with the roosters & cows & tell them to wake up around 9:30 instead of 5."
"I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad"
"What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!"
"I spent all day yesterday putting my old watches together to make a belt. When I finally finished I realized it was just a huge waste of time."
"An owl told me a great joke the other day. Oh man, *it was a hoot*!"
"Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes."
"I've never had angry sex. I'm always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening."