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Joke of the Day
"What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common? They both want to make it rain."
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"If someone upsets you, write a nasty letter and file it away before you say something you might regret. Then punch the person in the face."
"Let me put things into perspective for you. persp(things)ective"
"What do female ghosts have? BooOOOooobs."
"Miley Cyrus Im trying to think of a miley cyrus joke, but its just not twerking."
"I had a joke about wet floors but it must have slipped my mind"
"CUTE GIRL: [motioning to my dog] is he yours? ME: no, he's adopted"
"I wonder what it would be like if we made Dr. House an annoying woman.. Whats that, Nurse Jackie you say?"
"You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet."
"Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one."