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Joke of the Day
"I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them."
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"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism."
"If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?"
"What do you call having sex in a canoe? Bud Light, because it's fucking close to water."
"Cookies from Best to Worst: 1. Chocolate chip 2. Girl Scout 3. Oreos ... ... 727. Browser 728. Tossed 729. Raisin"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. The question is how they got in there."
"What do you do with a no-legged greyhound? Take it drag racing"
"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."
"I was out with my bf and a waiter called me a 'cradle robber' cuz he's 18 and I'm 43. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."
"A black man walks into the university"