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Joke of the Day

"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"

"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he wont come when you call it!"

"Dude just knocked on my door... selling raffle tickets for black orphans, I said fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

"Me: That the new iPhone? Him: Yup! The 5S! Me: What's the difference? Him: The C stands for ""Cheap"" Me: What about the S? Him: ""'Spensive"""

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 4 year old."

"A man was applying for a job in the navy So, the interviewer said. ""Can you swim."" The man looked puzzled and asked. ""Why, did you run out of ships?"""

"Hear about the first Polish athlete to win an Olympic gold medal? He was so proud, he had it bronzed."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. [Currently my 7 year old daughter's favorite joke]"