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Joke of the Day
"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"
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"""Tired"" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point."
"What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger..."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping on the bus? He woke up."
"Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I ""experimented"" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please"
"my shower curtain grabbing my thigh while I was washing my hair is the most action I've gotten in a long time."
"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.......... If you're almost there & she laughs, now that's a different thing....."
"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."
"The doctor says to the old man ""Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"" And the old man says, ""well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"""
"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"