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Joke of the Day

"the horse meat scandal during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK they discovered that the Welsh lamb in Asda ( Walmart ) had 2% human dna."

"How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, ""How many women have you slept with?"" I proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""

"Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz."

"What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants"

"Of course he's a ""jolly"" rancher. He's herding candy. I'd be fucking delightful if that were my job."

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do people with one leg work? IHOP."

"What train do you take to the synagogue? the jew jew tra"

"What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor? I'd tap that."

"I'm trying to stop... I'm trying to stop masturbating. It's really hard."

"Horrible Breakfast wife: ""do u want your eggs boiled?"" husband: ""no, first boil your milk"""