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Joke of the Day
"Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true"
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"Why should't old people eat healthy? They need all the preservatives they can get."
"I went all around town looking for an optometrist's office when, at long last, I found one. It was a site for sore eyes."
"What happens when you ditch a gf for another she will become bff with your new gf, and become lesbians"
"What do you call a perverted fat knight? Sir Cum Ferrance"
"Best headline I have ever read ""Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"""
"If any cheetahs are reading this, please do not eat my son."
"Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight! Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise? Me: No, that's not it. Keep thinking! We'll figure this out."
"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Damn!"