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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump."

"Shirts that say SWAG and YOLO for sale at Walmart. Because dressing like an idiot should be affordable."

"I didn't actually read the article but I did leave it open on my browser for 30 min, so I think I'm qualified to weigh in."

"My need for caffeine is so bad I'm going to AA for the free coffee"

"Tell me you love me. Then get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and let me play my video games so I know it's real"

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese."

"I once photographed a high school track team practice for the yearbook.. I guess you could call it *timed laps* photography."

"A 747 just landed at Heathrow Airport in London. After the captain shutdown the engines you could still hear the whining."

"What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker hop in"

"Why is it that the more numbers someone has in their e-mail address, the less I respect them?"