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Joke of the Day
"What's the capital of Greece? About 10"
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"Weekend settings activated, please don't call unless if its alcohol, food, fun, alcohol, fun and food again. All problems deferred to Monday..."
"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face..."
"What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi"
"How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out."
"JOHN AND MARY'S SEX DISCOVERY"
"What do you call a pickled female deer? A dilldoe."
"Emails from world leaders are streaming in to Hillary Clinton to console her [Deleted]"
"""I can closely relate to the LGBT community, as my own child is a man trapped in a woman's body ..."" Fortunately for him, he'll be born next February."
"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"