198913
Joke of the Day
"What do you call four mexicans drowning? Quattro sinko."
Next Joke
"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off."
"While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs."
"*Runs into bank with gun* Alright! Everyone put your hands up! *Tickles everyone*"
"My best toys run on batteries"
"Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood? Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They've never been spotted."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaayaaaaay!"