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Joke of the Day

"Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"

"A cheese factory in France exploded. All that was left was debris."

"Mom asked, ""Are you going to see the new Michael Moore documentary?"" Wife replied, ""Magic Mike XXL?"""

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby? One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon"

"What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"I asked a Jewish person what they do in their spare time Apparently Hebrews."

"BREAKING NEWS: Adrian Peterson has been traded to the Minnesota Twins They needed a switch hitter"

"The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA."

"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."

"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."