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Joke of the Day

"Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"

"I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold."

"I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping instead of smoking You could say I am running on fumes."

"My version of ""Free hugs"" is a sign hung around my neck that says ""Ewww, get the fuck away from me."""

"What tends to satisfy thirst the most? Waterboarding."

"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"

"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."

"Logged out of Twitter for a few hours... Finally graduated college, lost some weight, showered, read 17 books, and started a family."

"I heard a joke about corn the other day. It was amaizeing"

"They say if you love something set it free... but I don't really love the hookers in my basement."