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Joke of the Day

"They don't set the bar very high in Ireland... It makes the leprechauns angry."

"All my life I've refused to wear perfume. But then an aggressive perfume-salesperson knocked some scents into me."

"That's great about your engagement, promotion and new car. I grabbed the EXACT amount of hangers I needed to put away laundry. Samsies!"

"A man walks into a strop club and asks how much it costs to come inside. The man at the door says ""it's going to cost at least 1000 dollars to cum inside sir"""

"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"

"Borrowing Money ""Glad to see you, old man. Can you lend me five dollars ?"" ""Sorry, but I haven't a cent with me today"" ""And at home ?"" ""They're all very well, thank you, very well""."

"A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."""

"Plastic Surgery I loaned a friend 5000 to get plastic surgery last week... I'll never get the money back, I dunno what he looks like now."

"I'm not racist but... racist people are."

"My girlfriend said I never do anything to help so I hid her phone. I'll prove her wrong when I find it."