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Joke of the Day

"They don't set the bar very high in Ireland... It makes the leprechauns angry."

"What do you attach to a transgender chicken? Dez Nuts!"

"How do you know if you're making out with a french horn player? They keep trying to put their hand up your butt."

"What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop? Ivana Pulyova"

"A man walks into a bar and says OUCH!"

"two guys talking.... Guy one: I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally peed in her. Now she won't talk to me. Guy two: Sounds like urine trouble."

"Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only."

"Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over"

"I hate looking in the mirror. Whenever I do, there is always some asshole blocking my way."

"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""