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Joke of the Day

"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""

"I always party like it's 1999. Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix. :("

"I used to hate flying. I thought the plane would go down. But now I just bring my wife with me on the plane because my wife never goes down."

"HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it."

"When my laptop asks ""Are you sure?"", it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made."

"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors."

"I used to hokey pokey But now I turned myself around"

"I've been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree"

"How do you say goodbye to German cheese? Velveetazane"

"What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness? How are you vealing?"