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Joke of the Day
"What do you attach to a transgender chicken? Dez Nuts!"
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"I once asked my mom about the time I was conceived... ...she replied:"" Son, you were simply a blowjob gone awry."""
"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"
"That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you."
"What do you call a pair of eyeglasses that questions its surroundings? Skepticles."
"What's the difference between a gun and amnesia? Oh shoot, I forgot..."
"Your mom is so huge... That she has an entire Pokedex devoted to her storage."
"White people sure do love generalizations."
"Repost- How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Cation Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on] -Noun Chemistry 1.An ion with paws-tive charge. 2.The cutest ion ever."