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Joke of the Day

"What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop? Ivana Pulyova"

"I've tried dating websites. But no priest will a marry man and HTML."

"I forgot I had an ambien in my back pocket Now my ass is asleep"

"Man has sex with dead corpse That's my fetish."

"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."

"I started microfinancing my money to get better savings. It just made a lot of cents to me."

"I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you."

"I should have seen this breakup coming.... The nicest thing she ever said to me was, ""Oh wow, that car almost hit you."""

"Knock, knock jokes You know, the person who made knock knock jokes really deserves a no-bell prize!"

"Guy brings a giraffe into a bar... The giraffe passes out on the floor and the bartender says ""hey, you cant leave that lyin there."" The guy says ""it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."""