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Joke of the Day

"Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only."

"I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, ""I'm going to eat that."""

"I was pretty upset when I heard clocks get set ahead an hour... Oh well. Not worth losing sleep over it."

"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."

"My dad is a blackjack dealer. He hit me until I was 21."

"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"

"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? A tire!"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."

"""You're the bomb!"" ""No, you're the bomb!"" In America a compliment. In the Middle East an argument."