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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !"
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"If Donald Trump enacts a law saying baby strollers cannot be more than twice the width of the babies in them, I will vote for him in 2020."
"One vampire to the other : "" Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner""!"
"There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people Push and pull"
"Holding a friend's phone for her. Just texted ""put a ring on it"" to five random male names. Stay tuned."
"Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here Obama: joe im on the phone Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to"
"I met a Buffalo Sabers fan once."
"If I'd had a nickel for every time I've been financially irresponsible... I'd probably still be in debt right now."
"I still remember what my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"""
"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"