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Joke of the Day
"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"
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"Why can't you trust a snowman? Because they're all a bunch of flakes"
"I just got my medication for my depression. I'll kill myself if I don't take it."
"What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples? The MaxiPad"
"Why am I still hearing noises from the class? Because you still have ears, teacher."
"OLD MAN: I fought in WWII ME: Oh yeah? What was your kill:death ratio OLD MAN: what ME: Can you rocket jump? OLD MAN: I wish Hitler had won"
"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."
"I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever."
"Ever have sex while camping? It's intents"
"It's getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka."