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Joke of the Day

"I still remember what my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"""

"If i had a dollar for every Girl who found me unattractive... They will finally find me attractive"

"I touch myself when I think of you Oh! Wait It's not what you're thinking, I mean I'm mostly scratching my head wondering what I saw in you."

"Every girl wants to be swept off her feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"

"Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks"

"It's so cute how fish just can't contain their excitement when you cuddle them."

"Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen? Because the thief was spending less than his wife."

"I like microwaves that spin the food around because I'm all, oh yeah, hot pocket, looking good, girl, from the front AND the back uh huh."

"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."

"Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then."