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Joke of the Day

"If I'd had a nickel for every time I've been financially irresponsible... I'd probably still be in debt right now."

"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"

"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."

"I recently went to a gathering for turtles... ..bit dull. None of us came out of our shell."

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that... It's a tie."

"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."

"Twitter comedian: I'm the greatest tweeter alive! Kanye: Even I don't want that title."

"What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese? Rady O'Gaga"

"What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA? Still waiting to hear back from an admin."

"Why did the native american hate snow? It's white and on his land."