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Joke of the Day
"Why is the man with the world record largest penis so depressed? He just didn't fit in."
Next Joke
"What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? I'm glad you all came!"
"""I got 99 problems, but falling asleep ain't one."" ~ Jay-ZZZ"
"Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher."
"Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries? They know resistance is a waste of energy."
"A woman was masturbating furiously on the subway The police were going to arrest her, but she got off."
"Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes but it took ages to find."
"Sometimes when i don't want my wife to find something I Put it in her purse"
"Why do psychics ask questions?"
"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."