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Joke of the Day

"Why is the man with the world record largest penis so depressed? He just didn't fit in."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"

"If the United States ever collapses, the upside is that we can finally use the blue starry part of American flags to make wizard hats."

"*Sees girl trying to reach soup on top shelf* ""Here let me get that"" I say [Beacuse I'm much taller] *I put the soup in my cart & walk away*"

"The first rule of thesaurus club is... You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club"

"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."

"I know a great knock knock joke. You start."

"Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit? It was a bad habit."

"60th birthday Last year my mother should have been celebrating her 60th birthday, but because of drugs, alcohol and many hard years of addition. we all forgot..."

"What did Trump say about the Middle East? Iran for president, then Iraq the nation."