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Joke of the Day

"Why do psychics ask questions?"

"Just another day in math class Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction Student - 1/10th Teacher - good, now what does 10% mean? Student - low battery plug in your phone"

"I had a roommate, but he was ran over by a bus... Now I have a flatmate."

"In or On ? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?"

"[nsfw] This is the worst joke I have heard.... What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? You don't cum on an apple before you eat it..."

"Why did italy cross the road? To switch sides"

"""Well, I guess I'll stagger around, speak gibberish, & touch all the shit I'm not supposed to while you get irritated."" Drunks & toddlers."

"I don't use the car horn much but I will frown harshly at bad drivers and I'm pretty sure it fucks up their day."

"If I had a time machine, sure I'd go back & kill Hitler, but first I'd pick up an ice cold Coca Cola Classic! (sponsored tweet)"

"This joke up me crack everytime I hear it Will tell you after next bowel movement."