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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes but it took ages to find."
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"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
"What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity? They both shake it off."
"How do you keep a moron in suspense?"
"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"
"Local singles in your area are asexually reproducing through cytokinesis. Local singles are becoming local doubles, quadruples."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
"How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits."
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix"
"The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, ""Living the dream"" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys."