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Joke of the Day

"What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? I'm glad you all came!"

"When you whistle at a bird, it's as offensive to them as saying ""ching chong ding dong"" to a Chinese person."

"What do women's breasts and toy trains have in common? A: They're both intended for children... But, it's usually the father that play with them the most!"

"There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house."

"You are right, 27 is ""just a number"" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy. No offense. PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind."

"Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks."

"Worst part of my old job was drug screenings. Had to tell a guy he was pregnant. Lesson: don't use your girlfriend's urine for testing."

"Homosexual Relationships (Pun) gay guys talking about relationships some of them say that the person they lost their virginity to were assholes I comment ""I think you all lost it to assholes tbh"""

"Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today."

"Invention: When your heart stops beating, your smartphone and laptop instantaneously explode. PATENT PENDING!!"