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Joke of the Day

"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."

"My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News."

"Apparently ""cool story, bro"" is not an acceptable substitute for ""congratulations"" when your friend calls and tells you she's pregnant."

"A white female President's first order of business would be instituting the ""No Cupcake Left Un-Instragrammed"" act."

"So I got kicked out of the library the other day... For moving all the women's rights books to the fiction section."

"Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped."

"I like my coffee like I like my women From Kenya and tastes like warm diarrhea."

"My hair is beautiful.* *Conditioner applied."

"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."

"Sing to the tune of ""Yankee Doodle""... Helen Keller went to town, A-ridin' on a pony, Stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""Hunngunnggunufffungg"""