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Joke of the Day
"Why can't an Italian snake talk? Because it doesn't have any hands."
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"What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter."
"Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same? They both want to crack open a cold one."
"Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting."
"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"
"My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with His parents. #loser"
"[my husband turning onto our street] ""know what I think?"" husband: you don't have to say it everytime. ""we've been down this road before"""
"the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions"
"Why was Noah such a compelling character? He had a good ark."
"AGE 18: There's someone special out there for you! AGE 28: You'll find them one day! AGE 38: It'll happen! DEAD: Just be patient!"