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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog !"

"Why are gay men so mean? Nsfw Because they're all fucking assholes."

"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."

"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"

"What did ""O"" said to ""Q""? ""Dude, your *thing* is hanging out"""

"I thought twerking was tweeting at work That's how out of the loop I am"

"What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !"

"Blonde: Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch. Doctor: You have a broken finger."

"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta"

"The best part about a vacation to England is that my wife won't need to adjust her driving."