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Joke of the Day
"What was Batman's greatest accomplishment? Pulling a Robin out of Bruce Wayne's Dick"
Next Joke
"See above is an understatement."
"What's a boxers favorite joke? Punchline."
"A teenager tells his dad ""Dad I just had sex for the first time ."" The father trying to hide his excitement tells his son "" here son sit down and lets talk about it"" The son replies "" I can't"""
"I was born to be wild, but only until around 9:30"
"All we want is to get laid and for no one to touch our cell phones."
"What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ? Heil-acopter"
"whats the difference between me and the bible? i'm easy to read"
"Whats red and crawling up your leg An abortion with home sickness."
"Santa should promote clean energy this year. Instead of a lump of coal he should give a can of biofuel to the bad kids."