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Joke of the Day
"What was Batman's greatest accomplishment? Pulling a Robin out of Bruce Wayne's Dick"
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"Looked at my pores in a 10x magnifying mirror and immediately cancelled my plans for the month."
"What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest."
"I thought I might be pregnant. It turns out I'm just three months fat."
"I bought a used BMW from a cannibal yesterday. It cost me an arm and a leg."
"When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear ""tip to tip"" and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again."
"My sex life is like a Bond villain... Goldfinger"
"If the number 666 is considered evil... ...is the number 999 is considered LIVE?"
"Thought my Siamese twin was giving me the cold shoulder. Turns out he was dead."
"What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican? It's four-twenty Juan!"