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Joke of the Day
"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."
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"5 dicks So I was at a bar and couldn't help but notice the guy next to me was pissing with 5 dicks. I was like ""Krakens! How do those even fit in your pants?"" He replied ""They fit like a glove."""
"SON: How are monster trucks made? ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: [glares] ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane"
"Jokes about PMT are like GMT. There's no physical line but there's signs that let you know when you've crossed it."
"Just ran 45 minutes on the treadmill and burned 732 calories. Or as many people like to call it, 4 olives."
"What do you call the Flintstones if they're black? Niggers."
"Q. What do you call a Mexican vegan? A. No Whey Jose"
"What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature"
"Don't Commit Suicide 0/10 people who commit suicide recommend it."
"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a baseball bat and the other is just.... Well... A watermelon."