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Joke of the Day

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I hadn't masturbated for a month. Seriously, when I ejaculated it was six feet. Which was unusual, as usually it's cum. Strange day."

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it."

"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"

"What's black white red all over and can't go through a revolving door A nun with a spear through her"

"I wish i was like my coffee. Rich and strong."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !"

"I had a dream that a priest took a dump on my front lawn holy shit"

"This ebola scare is getting out of hand I just threw ebola at someone who said good morning to me before I had my coffee"

"I was touched when my slutty ex-girlfriend said she got a tattoo for me, but it turned out to be a heart with the name ""Occupant."""

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."