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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a baseball bat and the other is just.... Well... A watermelon."

"Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there."

"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."

"My friend told me Alan Rickman had passed away. I said ""You're joking?"".... ...She replied ""Nope. Dead Sirius."""

"My best friend kept bragging about his expensive yacht Had to tell him to stop showboating."

"What did Hitler say when 7 ate 9? NEINNN!!"

"What do you call a Mexican ready-meal? Dinner for Juan"

"Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa."

"/r/Jokes is broken"

"I've been cheating on you guys. Lately, I've been spending my time on my job and real life. They don't mean anything to me, I swear."