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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature"

"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."

"What's long, hard, and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"

"Here's a joke for ya. A dyslexic man walks in to a bra."

"On the 5th day of Christmas? Christmas is ONE day, Carol. Convert to Judaism if you need a longer holiday."

"How do you catch an elephant? You dig a big hole, fill it with ash, and put peas around the outside of the hole. When the elephant comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole."

"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."

"If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do? Make a vet appointment for both of you."

"I'm having trouble finishing my joke about tree surgery! Stick joke here!"

"My life was depressing and miserable but I turned that around, Now it's miserable and depressing."