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Joke of the Day
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent"
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"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"
"So my doctor said I have 6 months so I shot him and the judge gave me 15 years"
"What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."
"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."
"How Do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween? They Pump Kin."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"
"what's worse than having a cold right before a job interview ? the holocaust"
"2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds What a waste of thyme!"
"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."