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Joke of the Day

"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers."

"""OOOOOH an email!"" - me, every single fucking time I email myself"

"Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza."

"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"

"Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet, and no matter the answer I scowl and shake my head."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs!"

"To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q."

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant."

"Why are dicks like quantum particles Measuring them changes the result"