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Joke of the Day

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"

"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"

"why did the orange fail school? It couldn't concentrate."

"I want a girl who asks me to do things that I have to Google."

"Friends- What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer"

"older man discovers the subreddit showerthoughts one afternoon..... That evening discovers phones is not waterproof."

"Condom bursts are like Hillary Clinton's e-mails. You can try to neclect it, but everybody knows it's yours."

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."

"Being an adult is basically that feeling when the fireworks are over and it's time to go home, but all the time."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Because she was a woman"