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Joke of the Day

"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."

"Frankenstein: Help I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry I'll lengthen it."

"Surely there's a 3rd option. Can't i just walk home? That can't be my only two choices? Ride or DIE? Seems a bit extreme."

"Did you hear about the new Drake Beats Headphones? The softest headphones out there."

"Whats faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"

"What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille? ""Danger: Do not touch"""

"I'll never be able to clean my house faster than when someone texts saying they're coming over."

"What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet? A captive Cherokee."

"What's black and always in the back of a police car? The seat."

"When one door closes another one opens. I should really get this cabinet fixed."