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Joke of the Day
"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."
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"Hell yeah I'm a catholic i've been addicted to cats my whole life"
"What kind of math do feminists study ? Triggernometry"
"I'm an 8 day old fetus And I believe music from the olden days is better than today's shit."
"My friend died from heart burn the other day. My friend Gavin was killed by a terrible case of heart burn yesterday. I can't fucking believe Gavisgone."
"What's it called when a pig kills itself? Soooey!-cide"
"Knock Knock... Who's there? Sean Bean. Sean Bean who? Oh that's right, you started watching after his character died. Works for pretty much anything Sean Bean is in except Sharpe."
"What do you call a single Mexican man? No bae Jose"
"If contraception is birth control... ... abortion is birth control-alt-delete."
"-Why didn't you answer your home phone? -Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me? -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone."