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Joke of the Day
"What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."
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"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."
"If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions"
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."
"Make love not war... Or do both - get married."
"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers"
"A British soldier meets an Australian soldier on a warzone **British soldier**: Did you come here to die? **Australian soldier**: Nah mate, I came here yesterday!"
"My grandfather told me that teenagers have become so lazy because of technology. ""They're not the only ones,"" I said, looking at his mobility scooter."
"I thought all the men at my gym were being exceptionally nice for a Monday morning but turns out my workout pants are just see-through."
"You know it's weird you add 'French' to anything and it makes it better: 'French cuisine', 'French toast', 'French kiss'... The only exception is 'people.'"