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Joke of the Day

"""Get a load of this guy!""- Receptionist at a sperm bank."

"I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute... ...it was a nice ho-made meal."

"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could drive spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"What do you call a fat skeleton? big boned"

"To the woman who keeps pounding and screaming at my door all night: I'm not letting you go..."

"Why can't you fart in an apple car? It doesn't have windows."

"Her: ""Honey, I want to be with you 24/7"" Him: ""Ok, see you on the 24th of July"""

"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"

"How long is a 0 or 1? Just a little bit."

"Why planes are faster than car and buses? Because they are almost never **tired**."